What's an example of a F.A.Q.?
Where's the men's room?What's your favorite question?
Courtesy of a former co-worker--Why do people accuse politicians of playing politics?
(What else are they capable of doing?)What's your favorite snack?
Pistachio nuts. I prefer the red ones, but they leave those telltale stains on my fingertips and lips so nobody I know admits to knowing me. I recently switched to the white ones, now that I'm a mature, somber adult.Do you wear your baseball cap on backwards?
If I did that, what would be the point of the bill?What do you look at on television?
The clock that sits atop it.What food do you hate?
Now that I'm a mature, somber adult I feel it is my privilege not to eat lima beans, which are so yucky.What else do you hate?
A lot of drivers, especially tailgaters (sometimes I feel sorry for them because they're ignorant and don't know any better), and those drivers who have not properly adjusted their headlights (if you clearly see a full shadow of the driver in front of you--your lights are adjusted too high. Don't tell me you drive a big pickup truck or S.U.V. that's designed that way because tractor trailers follow me on the turnpike without shining their lights in my rear window).
But, I don't really have much to say on the subject of ignorant people.Are there other ignorant people you try to avoid?
I don't try, I do avoid them.Are there others you try and avoid?
Anyone who uses the word “and” instead of “to” after “try”. Try to do it yourself. "Do you want to try and dance"–what does that mean? However, you can be right if you try “and” fail at speaking or writing the English language.Are you a curmudgeon?
I'm surprised you spelled that correctly.Why did you create this web page?
I had no choice. There was this cruel college professor who insisted, so blame him.What is the background color on this page?
"0000FF"--Does that help?
I didn't create this code, I just learned to write it.In reality, are you actually Dave Barry?
I try to spend as little time in reality as possible, I suspect Dave Barry feels the same way. Besides, I'm taller than him.How tall are you?
If you ask me again, I'll spit on you and say it's raining.